Benzedrine

Cabaret Automagically™ · 2026

Lyrics

I never thought I’d reclaim my self-esteem

It all just feels like a fever dream

I was nothing more than a cash machine

You were nothing more than a slot machine

If I could get my hands on a time machine

I’d avoid all the drama that was unforeseen

Like the ten times a day you’d make a scene

I always came second to the Benzedrine

Thought we’d be ageless and evergreen

But you knocked out my jack like a bowling green

Like high school drama. Are you seventeen?

Like the ten times a day you’d make a scene

I always came second to the Benzedrine

I was just a rabbit made of velveteen

You ripped out my heart like a wolverine

You messed with my head like a guillotine

Such a bloody mess like Halloween

I always came second to the Benzedrine

No one gives a fuck that you’re libertine

Or your dusty centerfold in a magazine

Or your stockpiled larder of Vaseline

Or that opera double-team in the mezzanine