Lyrics
Picking up after you was a labor of love
Then I tried everything. Drinking. Tough love.
You should sign up for The Broken Hearts Club
I’ve had enough. You’re getting the shove.
The leather jacket you let me wear
The candy necklace and the teddy bear
From the claw machine at the pizza house
Come. Get. Your. Shit. Out. Of. My. House.
My true love, lady love, turtle dove
Bunghole sunbeams. Hand in glove.
Middle aged puppy love sent from above
I’ve had enough. You’re getting the shove.
Kiss off. Take a hike
Buy a car. Rent a bike.
This is the boot – the switcharoo.
Guess what, motherfucker? I’m leaving you.
The old heave ho – don’t’ come back.
Hit the road, quack
The going just got tough
Just like a Hinge-pinged dove
Bunghole sunbeams. Fist in glove
You’re getting the shove
Human-written lyrics.
No generative AI was used in the writing of these lyrics.
Lyrics © 2026. All rights reserved.
No generative AI was used in the writing of these lyrics.
Lyrics © 2026. All rights reserved.