Fabulous & Suzette

Cabaret Automagically™ · 2026

Lyrics

Veronica's American

For breakfast he eats adrenaline

And he would almost have a seizure

When he forgot to put his jeans in the freezer

Veronica is fabula and Veronica is syuzhet

He cut the dress pattern of condition sets

Story, chronology, orientation - not kink

And then he added bishop sleeves and dyed it with squid ink

Dancefloor phoenix - second to none

As he heats up the nightclub to DEFCON 1

And then he rises from his cigarette ashes

Wearing a Chanel suit and false eyelashes

His name is Fabulous and his name is Suzette

The certified SME on the life of Saint Bernadette

Bernadette blessed him with the power of a 2nd-gen Mustang

And then she forged that power into lemon meringue

He's a coalminer's granddaughter and the in-vogue DJ

He'll lead your jams to the slaughter like it's disco for days

Muscles for days and a perfect hairdo - regardless of his detractors

I'm talking about someone who could frame their needlework backwards

Liner Notes

About the Song

Every narrative is split into two parts: the raw timeline and the final storytelling. In literary theory, these are known as fabula (the actual chronological events) and syuzhet (how those events are arranged for the reader). Coined by Russian Formalists in the early 20th century, the concept is simple: fabula is the raw material of your story, and syuzhet is the creative way you put it together.