Vodka Tonic

Cabaret Automagically™ · 2026

Lyrics

Let’s bounce! The night is lit

Up like a car bomb – love this shit

Fun is falling fast as fuck

Inertia’s running out of luck

We steal some pills from Mommy’s purse

She’ll never know. They’re not the first

Yes sir! Yes sir! This dope is chronic

I popped one with my vodka tonic

Strobe and synth conjoined and writhing

Within our wits as we go tithing

To the bar for blessings needed

On our heads (with ballcaps beaded)

Boys with asses tight as drums

Drum up trouble for everyone

They divvy drugs that taste demonic

I popped one with my vodka tonic

Walls rotating round the rhythm

Porn stars sorting algorithms

Stick my dick down the rabbit hole

Urge and ardor beyond control

A walk of shame – back home again

Get some rest - begin again

Then I find some hits – it’s so ironic

I popped one with my vodka tonic

Liner Notes

About the Song

This song tells a story about the highs and lows of partying too hard, but Cabaret Automagically wants to be completely clear: this song reflects a narrative, not an endorsement. While Cabaret Automagically writes about these themes to explore the human experience and the traps people fall into, we do not support or promote substance abuse. If you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, please know you are not alone and there is always a way out.