White Angora Sweater

Cabaret Automagically™ · 2026

Lyrics

She was fetishizing cursive on the day we met

And bolting oxidized copper to her TV set

When they asked, she said, "I can't be bothered."

I was old enough to be her father

She's a real go-getter

I should've known better

White angora sweater

I'm unemployed. She travels with an aquacade

With applause that sounds like alarm clock accolades

"God is not the author of confusion,"

She whispered during our blood transfusion

To my credit, she was a sexy gordian knot

And my Alexandrian solution hit the spot

"Why bother with bottom surgery at this point?"

She would say to me whenever I lit her joints

Liner Notes

About the Song

An Alexandrian Solution refers to solving a seemingly impossible problem with a bold, unexpected shortcut. The term stems from 333 BC, when Alexander the Great faced the legendary Gordian Knot—an incredibly complex tangle prophesied to be untied only by the future ruler of Asia. Instead of laboriously unraveling it, Alexander drew his sword and decisively slashed through it in a single stroke.

1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.